Thursday 3 March 2016

Harold and Mildred - 01

“Aww!” Harold cried as his buttocks was struck.

“Ohhh!” madam Beatrix cooed.  Crack! Went the whip.

“Ahhh!”

“Ohhh.”

“Ahhh.” Christ, thought Harold in panic, I’ve forgotten the feckin’ safeword. Crack! The whip came down again. “Ahhh!  Mmmmmadam Bbbbeatrix, might you ease up slightly?”

“Zilence!!!” Madam Beatrix ordered, “You vill only speek ven I give you zee permission.” In spite of his terror, Harold rolled his eyes at her horrible fake accent until Crack! The whip came down again.  Harold wimpered.

An hour earlier, Harold had been standing in front of a riveted red door.  His leather pants were clinging to his sweaty thighs and groin.  Why had he let Mildred convince him to wear them?  Just the buying of them gave him heart palpitations.  Stepping into the shop had put him in the sweats then panic swept through his body when Mildred, with the sales lady’s help, chose the bright red ones.  Horrible matching blotches completely engulfed his pale complexion when he emerged from the change room and when the handsome sales lady tucked her fingers into the waistband to test the size, he felt “it” move and his satellite dish ears exploded into flames.

Harold was almost sixty, almost completely gray and mostly resolved to run away screaming through the parking lot.  Mildred, his wife of many years, stood vibrating with excitement by his side.  It was his deep, enduring love for Mildred that kept him rooted to the spot outside the door of the club; Mildred, who was dressed in a tight leather skirt, fishnet stockings and ridiculous heels, who looked so good he wanted to eat her for breakfast, lunch and dinner that gave him the strength to stay.

“I’m not sure about this.” Harold said staring at the windowless door, pulling leather from his sweaty nether regions.

“Neither am I.” Mildred admitted. 

Harold and Mildred had been married for many years.  They had had a wonderful if somewhat conservative love life until Mildred one day, after reading an article in her lady’s magazine, asked Harold to spank her.  OK, thought Harold and complied.  Mildred continued to ask for various kinky things and Harold, though it really wasn’t his cup of tea, tried to give Mildred what she asked.  It really wasn’t his cup of tea, though, and Mildred came to him one night and said, “Harold, I want to be dominated.  You really aren’t very good at it, to tell you the truth darling, and I’m not interested in forcing you to do something that makes you uncomfortable.  I think we should try going to a club.  What do you think?”

What do I think? Harold thought. What do I think?  I think my testicles just disappeared into my body! Instead, Harold took some time to breathe and said, “Okay, Mildred, we can go if you like.”

“Oh Harold, you are simply wonderful!” and Mildred kissed him over and over about the face.

Thus, Harold found himself some few weeks later standing outside the club with sweaty leather in his butt crack and feeling extremely unsure.  He looked into his wife’s face.  She threw him a nervous smile.  His heart burst with love and his commitment resolved.  Mildred, the love of his life, needed to experiment and who was he to stop her from this adventure? 

Harold took a hold of Mildred’s hand and pushed the door open.  Electronic music and bright lights burst onto the sidewalk.  The couple entered and let the door swing shut behind them.  Harold’s expression on most days displayed mild surprise, probably due to his long face and closely set eyes.  Now he looked completely flabbergasted. Men and women (at least Harold assumed) were draped here and there on couches drinking fruity looking drinks out of long stemmed glasses.  A few were standing at the bar huddled together in groups.  They all turned to watch Harold and Mildred enter the club.  Thank god Mildred insisted on these pants, thought Harold, otherwise I might have looked out of place!

A maitre de somehow recognized them as newbies and came over to them to explain how the club worked.  The room they were in, he explained, was just for drinking and socializing.  The activities were in the back and there was no alcohol allowed back there.  At least that is what Mildred explained to Harold afterward.  Harold had had a difficult time understanding the young man through the tiny hole in his gimp mask.

“He seemed quite jolly.” Harold mused, sipping his pink martini (they hadn’t had Guinness) as Mildred downed hers in a gulp and ordered another. 

A few minutes later, Harold tipped the last of the martini into his mouth, slurping at the rim.  Mildred watched him intently, waiting for him to swallow.  Harold looked at her nervously and she passed him a brimming shot glass.

“Well, Harold darling, I’m ready. You don’t have to come with me.  You could just stay here if you want.”

“No, dear,” Harold smiled and threw back the liquid fire.  He thumped the glass down on the bar. “I came here to be with you.”  Mildred kissed his cheek and led him, sweaty palm to sweaty palm, through the velvet curtain.

They entered an opulent waiting room. Two half-rings of red velvet seating curved around both sides of the room.  In the centre was a gorgeous rococo desk behind which a lovely red-head sat in a perfectly tailored ‘50s secretary dress. 

“Good evening,” She purred, rising from her chair and stretching her hand to Mildred.  Harold started back.  The secretary’s suit ended at her waist after which was nothing except a lacy thong and a garter belt leading to stockings.  “It” stirred suddenly and Harold blushed.  Sharon, as she introduced herself, handed them a questionnaire and waiver form, gestured to the seating and then sat back down at her desk, once again the model of propriety.

Harold and Mildred found a vacant seat between a vinyl-clad couple and a woman whose school-girl uniform made her look alarmingly like she was 12.  Mildred began entering information while Harold skimmed the page, “Oh look, honey,” Harold said, “All their toys are sterilized and only the highest quality lubricants are used.  Well, that’s reassuring, I suppose.”  Mildred pressed the pencil firmly to the paper and checked spanking.  Harold flinched unintentionally.  Mildred pressed the pencil again and checked whipping.  Harold flinched again.  Check.  Flinch. Check. Flinch.  “Mildred, are you sure you want one of those things in your mouth?” Check.

Harold looked away from the questionnaire to the other customers around the room.  There were quite a variety of characters.  Harold’s eyes rested on a pair of lesbians who were playing with chains attached to their nipple rings.  Harold could see their nipples being jerked hard.  A sympathetic twinge emanated from Harold’s own nipples and he looked quickly back at the form.  Glancing down the column he found vibration massage.

“What do you think about this one, Mildred?  Mildred?” Harold glanced over at his wife.  She was gaping at a couple in vinyl beside her.  One had climbed onto the other.  They were kissing passionately and gyrating.  Harold gaped also.

Just then, a man approached the school girl.  His head was covered by one of those masks one wears to a fancy costume ball.  The man proceeded to lock a studded collar around the girl’s neck, order her on to all fours and lead her by leash back to the room from where he came.  She followed obediently, growling and barking.

Mildred and Harold looked at each other, eyes like saucers then both returned to the form.  Mildred added a few quick checks and said, “Alright, Harold, I’m finished.”  She handed the forms back to the secretary.  Mildred returned to Harold and waited.  They both stared at the chandelier.  

After a few minutes the secretary called, “Excuse me, sir, but you must sign too.  We can’t go ahead without your signature.”  She stood as she called to him and waved the clipboard. 

“Oh, yes, of course.” Harold rushed over to the desk flustered and signed quickly.  Mildred beamed at him as he sat down again.  

“Thank you, Harold.”

Two Adonises in leather underpants were suddenly looming over Harold and Mildred.  “Please, come with us.” One of them said while the other took a clipboard containing Mildred’s list.  Mildred gave Harold a last nervous but excited look and followed the men.  Harold followed Mildred, nervous too but also happy that his wife was getting what she wanted.

“No, Meister Harold, you are vis me!”  A platinum blonde giant had emerged from behind a door.  She was wearing platform stilettos and Harold wondered how she balanced herself on them considering she had the most enormous breasts he had ever seen.  She was dressed in a plastic nurse’s uniform with a skirt so short that her pink panties were peaking from underneath.

“Um, excuse me?”  Harold blustered.

“You are vis me! Come!” she ordered. “I am Madam Beatrix.”

“Um,” Harold said. “I think...”

“You come NOW!” Beatrix said and led him to a different door than his wife.  He watched as Mildred blew him a kiss and disappeared.

An hour and a half later he was naked, trussed to a wall with rope AND chain and being whipped by Madam Beatrix.  In those ninety minutes that had passed he had been stretched on a rack and had a feather drawn across his body, tied face down to a bench and massaged and probed in places he never thought to be touched, suffocated almost to death by Madam Beatrix’s enormous bosom, and forced to suck her toes among other things.  The only way he got through it all was to repeat the mantra, do it for Mildred, do it for Mildred. 

When she had chained him to the wall initially, she had been kind and gentle.  She did things to him that made Harold feel very guilty.  He enjoyed it very much but wasn’t sure Mildred would approve.  Then, Madam Beatrix had pulled out the whip.

Crack!  “Ahhh!” Harold cried.  That one fell awfully close to his testicles.  Madam Beatrix drew the whip across his thigh, over the welt, bent and kissed him gently then raised her arm to bring the whip down again.  Harold’s penis was clearly betraying him as it had the whole session but his testicles drew inside trying to escape their imminent damage.  Harold’s mind was in panic mode.  Do it for Mildred, do it for...wait, who is Mildred?  What the fuck was that word again?

Crack!  “Ahhh!”  Beatrix’s arm went up.  Oh God!  Oh God! And then a voice rang out like angels.  The chaos parted in Harold’s mind.  In a high, choked voice Harold screamed, “Fuzzy bunnies!”  Madam Beatrix froze in mid-swing then dropped her whip.  She scooped Harold’s face between her hands and kissed him gently on both cheeks.

“Oh, my darling Harold.  You are satisfied?”

“Yyyyes, Madam. Thank you, madam.”  Madam Beatrix undid Harold’s chains.  She applied liniment to his welts and massaged his sore muscles then helped him dress.

Harold couldn’t stop shivering even after Madam Beatrix had delivered him to the waiting room, kissed him gently on the top of his head and wished him luck.  “Would he like to make another appointment?” The secretary had asked him. No, I fucking well wouldn’t, you crazy bitch! Is what 
Harold wanted to say but all he could get out was a, “No, thanks.”

A few minutes later, Mildred appeared in the waiting room beaming.  Harold, seeing her smile, couldn’t help but to fall in love with her all over.  Tears sprang to his eyes.  Her smile told him that it had all been worth it.  She was happy.  Mildred came over, scooped him up in a hug and held him for quite some time.  He melted into her, her love for him more soothing than any liniment.


A short while later, Harold and Mildred, hand in hand, emerged from the club to the lamp lit parking lot.  As they made their way to the car Mildred said, “Harold, I don’t think I want to be dominated anymore.”  Relief swept over Harold and he let out a big sigh. “No, I think I want to dominate.”